Did you know that he lies? He's a very good liar, well not good really, just frequent.

It's very stressful being around this family, it saps up all my energy.

Anne: Your sister's not gay.
Ashley: Oh I know, but I also know she's not going to marry Ricky.

The Secret Life Quotes

I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you both.

George [to Amy and Ricky]

You cannot date your sister's... IMPREGNATOR!!!