You've been pork free so long you're practically kosher.

She had a nice face, her booty was in place, but Barney don't chase.

She was a really great Lazer Tag partner. She's tiny so she's allowed to push kids.

Umm, is it getting crowded in here, because I think there are two peas in this pod?

And she sticks the landing, why don't you start stretching and I'll be right back.

Barney: Please, you might as well be dog-earing a tear stained bridal magazine while wolfing down the box of chocolates you had delivered to yourself at work from your fiancé that no one has ever met.
Bev: Gerard is real!

February 13th, a magical night, where a Ten has the self esteem of a four and the depraved enthusiasm of a Two.

Whoa check out that one! Her body is a perfect X.

It was actually pretty noble of him. He fell on his sword, so that she could fall on mine.

That family tree of yours has a couple of pretty big coconuts. We had a pretty good time last night and then just hand stuff in the morning so.

Judy: Who got cousin Daphne drunk? She is fifteen.
Robin: They grow them big out here.
Barney: And here's your number back.

Barney: We're gonna get out bro a four star nad rattler. You search knees, feet, banisters, fire hydrants and diving boards. And I'll cover bats, rackets, hockey sticks, golf clubs and riding props.
Ted: What about animals?
Barney: Uh claws, paws, talons, hooves, beaks and clenched monkey's fists, we can do this!

HIMYM Quotes

You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.


Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.