Honey, I think we're being wooed...by Midwesterners.

Sure I did some modeling for Abercrombie and Fitch back in college, but I hung up those cargo pants a long time ago.

Dude sweep the leg? Come on! In real life you just make a fist and hit him as hard as you can.

Awesome: You seriously don't do any core work?
Chuck: Just sitting up to reach the remote.

Awesome: Chuck I am so sorry that I let Ellie touch your dad's computer.
Morgan: Chuck I'm so sorry that I let this guy plan your bachelor party.

Lester: You said we were gonna chase tail.
Awesome: There's a huge belly marmot population. They love being chased.

Hey bro! You're in neighborhood watch territory now. Go ahead, try and run. I will be faster because I have superior form.

Captain Awesome: Target is on the move "Hot Mamma".
Ellie Bartowski: Copy that "Six Pack" I got the baby, you got the car.

You're not just anything Ellie...you're Mrs. Awesome.

Awesome: Listen I gotta to run. I still gotta find someone to make Ellie's placenta into vitamin pills.
Chuck: Ahhhh, I have to un-hear that.

Jeff: Four words...my abscess, Lester's gout.
Lester: Medical consult for tech expertise...you in?
Awesome: Yeah, anything for Ellie.

Awesome: Can't you take the new Sienna?
Ellie: I like my dad's ride.
Awesome: Does your dad's ride get five out of five stars on side impact protection?

Chuck Quotes

You're acting awful bitchie Burton, or whatever it is you go by.

Heather

Sarah: You are not concerned to involve a civilian in a covert government investigation?
Casey: No, girl's pushing Guy Lafleur's view is of use to us. You sure you're not just jealous because Bartowski's found himself a new piece of asset?

Chuck Music

  Song Artist
Wait it out Wait It Out Imogen Heap iTunes
Black and gold Black and Gold Sam Sparro iTunes
Just dropped in to see what condition my condition is in Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Is In) Kenny Rogers iTunes