Honey, I think we're being wooed...by Midwesterners.

Sure I did some modeling for Abercrombie and Fitch back in college, but I hung up those cargo pants a long time ago.

Dude sweep the leg? Come on! In real life you just make a fist and hit him as hard as you can.

Awesome: You seriously don't do any core work?
Chuck: Just sitting up to reach the remote.

Awesome: Chuck I am so sorry that I let Ellie touch your dad's computer.
Morgan: Chuck I'm so sorry that I let this guy plan your bachelor party.

Lester: You said we were gonna chase tail.
Awesome: There's a huge belly marmot population. They love being chased.

Hey bro! You're in neighborhood watch territory now. Go ahead, try and run. I will be faster because I have superior form.

Captain Awesome: Target is on the move "Hot Mamma".
Ellie Bartowski: Copy that "Six Pack" I got the baby, you got the car.

You're not just anything Ellie...you're Mrs. Awesome.

Awesome: Listen I gotta to run. I still gotta find someone to make Ellie's placenta into vitamin pills.
Chuck: Ahhhh, I have to un-hear that.

Jeff: Four words...my abscess, Lester's gout.
Lester: Medical consult for tech expertise...you in?
Awesome: Yeah, anything for Ellie.

Awesome: Can't you take the new Sienna?
Ellie: I like my dad's ride.
Awesome: Does your dad's ride get five out of five stars on side impact protection?

Chuck Quotes

We pretend like we're not really dating. Which is weird, I know, but it forces me to have to win her over again and again...and again.

Chuck

Sarah: Chuck, did you just flash?
(Rogue agent Miles looks over Chuck)
Miles: He uploaded it.
Casey: Oh...Chuck me.

Chuck Music

  Song Artist
Wait it out Wait It Out Imogen Heap iTunes
Black and gold Black and Gold Sam Sparro iTunes
Just dropped in to see what condition my condition is in Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Is In) Kenny Rogers iTunes