Charlie: Wait, what are you good at?
Dee: Good, uh, um, I'm a good person.

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• Added: March 18, 2015

Dennis: You gonna goddamn blow this for me? You gonna blow the thin mint thing?
Frank and Dee: Noooo!

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• Added: March 18, 2015

I've had a rough day! I'm at the end of my ropes! If I'm being honest.

• Permalink: I've had a rough day! I'm at the end of my ropes! If I'm being honest.
• Added: March 18, 2015

Dennis: Frank I spoke for five minutes, there's no way I'm repeating all that.
Dee: Dennis started a cult.

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• Added: March 18, 2015

Dee: Who had the pen here?
Dennis: It makes sense, don't be a bitch.

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• Added: March 11, 2015

Frank: I don't care anything about this hole - I'm passionless.
Dennis: What are you saying Frank?
Frank: I officially retire from Paddy's Pub.
The Gang: YAY!!!

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• Added: March 11, 2015

Right down the middle is so boring, that's not what the audience wants to see!

• Permalink: Right down the middle is so boring, that's not what the audience wants to see!
• Added: March 04, 2015

Instead of eating it last — you don’t have to eat beak at all!

• Permalink: Instead of eating it last — you don’t have to eat beak at all!
• Added: February 18, 2015

Dennis: The one time we let you on the team instead of Charlie and all we get is back sass?! Do you even want to be on the team?Dee: Yeah, yeah, I wanna be part of the team sorry!

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• Added: February 11, 2015

Are you saying u have a collection of skin luggage?

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• Added: January 28, 2015

No, he got those drugs by being a real life psychopath.

• Permalink: No, he got those drugs by being a real life psychopath.
• Added: January 28, 2015

Did you grow up in a cartoon?

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• Added: January 28, 2015