Charlie: Wait, what are you good at?
Dee: Good, uh, um, I'm a good person.

Dennis: You gonna goddamn blow this for me? You gonna blow the thin mint thing?
Frank and Dee: Noooo!

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I've had a rough day! I'm at the end of my ropes! If I'm being honest.

Dennis: Frank I spoke for five minutes, there's no way I'm repeating all that.
Dee: Dennis started a cult.

Dee: Who had the pen here?
Dennis: It makes sense, don't be a bitch.

Frank: I don't care anything about this hole - I'm passionless.
Dennis: What are you saying Frank?
Frank: I officially retire from Paddy's Pub.
The Gang: YAY!!!

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Right down the middle is so boring, that's not what the audience wants to see!

Instead of eating it last — you don’t have to eat beak at all!

Dennis: The one time we let you on the team instead of Charlie and all we get is back sass?! Do you even want to be on the team?Dee: Yeah, yeah, I wanna be part of the team sorry!

Are you saying u have a collection of skin luggage?

No, he got those drugs by being a real life psychopath.

Did you grow up in a cartoon?

It's Always Sunny Quotes

Charlie: what is your spaghetti policy?
Dee: Are you hearing this? He doesn't belong in a place like this.

Dennis: I am having feelings again. Like some kind of fourteen year old kid. You remember, feelings right?
Mac: Yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.
Dennis: Do you?
Mac: Are you saying you don't have feelings?
Dennis: What I'm saying is a built up a shell.. a shell around myself. A cold, calculated shell that couldn't be broken by anything but marriage.