Dr. Cal Lightman Quotes
Emily: What's going on Dad?
Lightman: Beans on toast love.
Emily: At four AM?
Lightman: Best time love.
Look at him, he sticks out like a tart in a nunnery.
Wallowski: Where you going? I feel used.
Cal: You mean dirty.
Wallowski: Have a nice life.
Cal: You have a nice smile.
Wallowski: How would you know?
Cal: I'm looking at it.
Smells like a barista's underpants in here.
Cal: You've frozen my assets.
Gillian: I froze our assets, Cal.
Cal: It's funny because I remember hiring you, but I don't remember marrying you.
Cal: Well even so, I'd call the cops if I were you.
Bank Manager: And tell them what? The "facial tick" guy says we're about to get robbed?
Lightman: Give me a break; I am making this up as I go along.
Emily: Ok.
I want a good dirty fight. The more hits below the belt, more the merrier.
Lightman: Emily has lost her virginity.
Gillian: Lost it?
Lightman: Well misplaced it, you know.
Gillian: Lost works, how do you know?
Emily: Why aren't you at work?
Lightman: I am an adult, I keep my own hours.
Lightman: What are you going to tell your teacher?
Emily: Dog ate it.
Lightman: Em, we don't have a dog.
No, you have never seen them before in your life. Funny thing is, if one of them dies, you will go to jail for murder, wacky.
