Eli Loker: Your step-son says you're sleeping together the same time you're bedding daddy. That could breed contempt.
Cal Lightman: Yeah, in my country it's a new member of the royal family.

Ria Torres: You really want to take this case?
Eli Loker: What, is the guy and eccentric? Yes, big time. But so am I, have you seen this shirt.

Ria: You have an incredible story.
Farida: Thank you.
Ria: I mean, everything you've done.
Eli: Changing the world through peaceful resistance. You're like Gandhi. Except you don't look like a malnourished old man.
Farida: You're too kind.

Eli: She wanted to sign my book. I think we had a connection.
Ria: Oh yeah. I guess Ugandan women can't resist a guy with a girly drink.

Farida: Do you bring all your dates here?
Eli: Just the Ugandan peace activists.

Russian spies? Oh what's next? Duran Duran? Parachute pants? Because I love the eighties.

(to Gillian) No, no, you don't want the muffins here. They're terrible. They taste like sofa cushions with the moldy nuts your grandmother used to keep in a little jar.

Eli Loker: I would like to sleep with you.
Dr. Cal Lightman: Ah, Eli Loker, Ria Torres. He's harmless, just always speak the truth about what's on his mind. What do you call it again?
Eli Loker: Radical honesty.

Lie to Me Quotes

Weil: You haven't done enough muck-raking for one day?
Ria: Sir. We don't think you were doing anything sexual at that club, because, I believe this escort, Melissa, who you paid for time with-
Weil: What about her?
Ria: She's your daughter.

Gillian: Do you still have that note, that I brought you? I want it for my office.
Cal: (handing over the note) You really are a pack rat.
Gillian: You could have just told me what this was for.
Cal: No. You're a terrible liar.
Gillian: Normal people think that's a good thing.