HankMed isn't a business in the Hamptons, it's a calling. It's your calling, one you'll answer wherever you are at any given moment.

What's happening right now? I thought I was the neurotic Jewish mother here.

To my Dad, Eddie R. Lawson, the man who made me who I am, good and bad. The same hustle, the attraction to short cuts, the eye for a way in and up, but also the luck of finding people who love us for who we are and make us better men.

As far as believing your promises, Paige and I are trying to start our own family right now, and when we do, my first promise will be to never let you near enough to hurt or disappoint our child.

Has anyone ever told you, you remind them of a Bond villain?

You look like something's wrong. Did you have to euthanize the Saab?

Evan: Is she the hoarder?
Paige: When clients are as wealthy as Ms. Jeffries, we call them collectors.

You're Housecall Hank not Hospital Hank.

You're the one who's going to have to take all the drugs and have the procedures. This one had to be your call.

It's not like the sky is falling, just the ceiling.

Evan: I can't even comprehend it. How does a guy just walk out on people like that?
Hank: Practice.

Me and my underdog sperm will by right here when you get back, screening the movie Rudy for inspiration.

Royal Pains Quotes

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.


Note to self, become a doctor.