It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFrank Reynolds Quotes
Dee: I'm a hot single woman, he's a hot single man!
Frank: Dee, you're pregnant as shit.
Frank: He's been obsessing about this luau thing since we met Duncan under the bridge.
Dennis: My first instinct when you say you meet people under bridges is to berate you.
Charlie keeps a book of dreams and inspirations. They're mostly in pictures and symbols.
We gotta get you and the monster that's in your gut down to Mexico, ASAP!
Frank: We're trying t piece a night and we need your help.
Artemis: I don't remember that night.
Frank: I didn't tell you which night yet.
Artemis: I don't remember most evenings.
Dennis: You are dressed like the Phantom of the Opera. He's not a vampire.
Charlie: He eats theater people.
Denis: No, he doesn't.
Mac: I think he might.
Frank: He does.
Dennis: Do you even know who the phantom of the opera is?
Mac: He might not.
Frank: He doesn't.
Charlie: I don't.
Mac: I browned out that evening.
Frank: Browned out? What's browned out?
Mac: It's when you drink so much that everything goes brown. It's not as sever as a black out because I remember bits and pieces. I call it browning out.
Dennis: It's fatness, plain and simple. It's a person becoming fat before your very eyes.
Charlie: And I don't even know how to make the bird jokes anymore. They no longer apply.
Dee: I'm not fat, I'm pregnant!
Mac: I feel like you say that all the time now.
Frank: You better do yourself a favor and flush it out.
Charlie: Wait a second, you definitely said that before.
Mac: Since we're all saying things we say all the time. I'll just reiterate. Dee, we don't care about you, or your body, or that baby bird.
Dennis: I'm a fixer, Frank. It's what I do.
Frank: You're good. we should hang out more.
Dennis: Stop trying to bond with me.
Frank: Deandra will take care of me.
Dennis: Dee's not gonna take care of you. You just chased her out of here with a pool cue because she had a little cough.
Dennis: I'm jumping in the pool!
Frank: Plus, I'm gonna piss in it!
We ate the watermelon. Butter me up, I'm gonna me the watermelon and jump in the pool.
