Jack: How long between the switch flipping and the fireball of destruction.
Fargo: I can rig a delay that should buy you 12 seconds.

Look at me, I'm coaching Jenna's T-ball. I totally would do that!

Jack: It's me, the real Jack, I love you.. Do you trust me?
Allison: No.
Jack: Really??! I thought that would go differently.

Jack: it's ironic, no it's up bionic.. uh ionic...
Zane: Resonator, ionic resonator.

Jack: It's the real me; Henry had to jack me in to get at my MP3s
Zane: NPC.

Henry: We're ready to jack you in... Jack.
Jack: Nice.

Beverly: If you die in the program...
Jack: You die here, yeah I got it.

You're a catch; there are a lot of eccentric geniuses in town that would love to have a shot at you, some of them even women.

Jack: Why should we trust you?
Beverly: Because today we are on the same side.

Beverly: I came to you, is the cell really necessary?
Jack: Oh, let me think.. YES

Fargo: I have 2,000 lbs of dragon proof riding on a flatbed truck right now.
Holly: Ok Doug, are you finished?
Fargo: Not until you say it.
Holly Say what?
Fargo: I'm sorry Doug, you were right I was wrong.
Holly: You don't ever want to have sex again do you?

Jack: Andy break open these bars.
Andy: These bars are harden carbon nanotubes, I'm not going to break these.
Jack: Then we do something else... Uh... Dig robot dig!

Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.