Popular Jack Porter Quotes
Jack: You told me never to take dating advice from you.
Nolan: That was last week.
So how was your visit to the land of entitled teenagers?
I should have left months ago but you know, life gets in the way.
I don't know if she's screwing with me or she's in serious trouble.
Oh Dec, what the hell man? It smells terrible in here!
Jack: Are we just the poster children for your new public image?
Conrad: What, do you mean do I have a selfish motivation for this? You bet.
Jack: I was hoping you and Charlotte could look after Carl for a few days.
Declan: Yeah, man, we've got you covered. Does that mean you're going to do something fun for a change?
Jack: Guilty as charged.
[to Conrad] Let me educate you about a few things. You either accept my very generous offer, or I will fight you every step of the way. I will drag you through court. I will get every quaint, blue-collar buddy of mine to block every bulldozer you throw at that waterfront. And I swear to god, I will make you wish you never heard the word 'Montauk.'
Emily: You're not returning my calls.
Jack: Yeah, I was busy.
Conrad: Our very own 'Joe the Plumber,' if you will.
Jack: You want me to convince the poor guy to vote for the rich guy?
Ashley: In the most reductive terms, yes.
Jack: Is she even his type?
Ashley: She's a woman.
Nolan: What are frick and frack doing here?
Jack: Getting loaded.
Nolan: And laid by the look of it.
