Jasmine Trussell Quotes
Joe found the house. And I haven't said yes yet. He's been looking to buy for a while. And, whether or not I'm included in this house is open for discussion, which is why I'm here, because I didn't want to make a decision without talking to you first.
Crosby: Does he listen to adult contemporary?
Jasmine: Not all the time.
Crosby: Yeah, well I'm so sorry sweetie. I'm sorry I failed you again.
Jasmine: Well, at least you're consistent!
Crosby: You know, there's wheat in beer.
Jasmine: Yeah, so?
Crosby: So when he's at his first keg party he'll gonna be the weirdo in the sweater vest sippin' on chardonnay in the corner. That's on you.
You're not his friend, you're his father.
Crosby: Well that was disappointing. Well that was a non event.
Jasmine: Babe he's six and a boy, weddings aren't high on his list.
Jasmine: You're cute.
Crosby: It's the motorcycle. Yeah, I'm just a six but with the motorcycle I'm an eight.
Jasmine: They must have made this Skype thing for something other than just talking.
Crosby: Oh my God, are we about to have Skype sex?
Crosby: Yeah I like sleep over's.
Jasmine: You do?
Crosby: Yeah, they're like my favorite.
Jasmine: Really?
Crosby: I didn't bring any jammies though.
Crosby: Your family is intense.
Jasmine: You think.
Crosby: That's saying a lot coming from me.
