True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOFavorite Jason Stackhouse Quotes
Sometimes the right thing to do is the wrong thing. I know I did the right thing.
I didn't think I was smart enough to get depressed.
I love the smell of nail polish in the morning
Even without your blood in me, you are all I think about.
I'm Jason Stackhouse, and I wanna know you.
Everyone in this town ain't what they're supposed to be. So... you turn into a panther. I love you.
Hoyt: The legal blood/alcohol level in the state of Louisiana is...
Jason: Drunk?
Jess: We didn't do anything wrong.
Jason: You sure?
Jason: You're dangerous.
Jessica: Yes I am.
Jason: Could you not make me a rapist?
Crystal: I'm sorry!
Let's fuck for fuck's sake.
Amy [entring Merlotte's]: Intense! All these animals on the wall, it's like a natural history museum.
Jason: Hah! I never noticed them.
Amy: How could you not? Everyone of these animals lived a life full of experiences that we can't even imagine!
Jason: Does that weird you out? We could always go someplace else!
Amy: No, no. Everyone has to eat, right? We are all links on the universal food chain. See, squirrel eats nuts, snake eat the squirrel, gator eat the snake... and we can eat pretty much everything we want. It's the circle of life.
Jason: Jesus Christ! I wanna lick your mind!
Amy: Let's have lunch first
