I'm a big fan of tradition but, what if the sex isn't great or even good? You need to find that out before you even marry Raj.

You've seen me do yoga - please don't make me look any sillier than I already do.

Blake

If they can't make it - what chance do the rest of us have?

Invasion of the ciditos.

You again? Really?

Jill: I don't want to be a downer, but they're not going to let us in there.
Divya: Why not?
Jill: Because we are dressed like mothers.

Raj: Why are you dressed like that?
Jill: Like what?

Divya: What is that? POE?
Hank: Property of Evan -
Jill: No, I was thinking someone else.

Hank: Hey I wanted to talk to you about Emily.
Jill: Do you really want to talk about it or do you feel obligated? Because you're not. We're cool.

Divya: Have fun with your Cabernet.
Jill: I will. Have fun with your hot documentarian.

Divya: I'm engaged.
Jill: I didn't say anything.
Divya: I just crashed.

Hank, I don't play for fun, I play to win.

Royal Pains Quotes

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan