J.T. Forbes Quotes
JT: Panic attack, fear of commitment -- it's just guy stuff.
Vincent: No, no no; guys do not beast out when they're moving in with their girl.
JT: True, but that's how your primal brain shows fight or flight.
JT: So we're not sexually mismatched?
Tess: Not that I'm aware of. Do you think we are?
JT: No. I'm good.
JT: Heather wants penis straws? She actually wrote that in her email.
Tess: Yeah. Apparently they're a bachelorette party staple.
Hey. We just had our first fight, which in my book makes this a real relationship; which I could really use right now.
JT
Tess: Pointing fingers doesn't help.
JT: Oh but dropping me off a block away so nobody knows we slept together does?
Cmon, one little sniff. It's not gonna knock you off the beast wagon.
JT.: Yeah, but it's against the law. I only got away with it the last time because Gabe deputized me.
Vincent: Did he give you a plastic badge and a decoder ring, too?
J.T.: What's wrong with your place?
Vincent: Well, I don't have facial recognition software or gummy worms.
J.T.: Yep, that's how I lure the ladies.
Hey, forget about it. Shake it off. Even Rocky lost to Clubber Lang the first time they fought.
It's hard to be Dr. Jekyll when everybody keeps wanting Mr. Hyde.
J.T.: I can't believe you're gonna let her walk away.
Vincent: Well I'm not about to tell her at her boyfriend's funeral.
J.T.: But he's not really dead!
Oh my God they look like Brangelina!
