Julia Braverman-Graham Quotes
Zoe, what you're asking is never going to happen. We don't need time to think about it, we need time to get over it.
Joel: Beach, movies, death metal.
Julia: Yanks. No favorite books.
Joel: Oh, well, we'll have an illiterate headbanger. That's okay.
Julia: But a pretty one!
Joel: Yeah, hello!
Joel: You know what? We're going to get another baby and we'll start over. This one's a bust.
Julia: Babe, that's not funny!
Joel: It's pretty funny.
We're going to be standing next to 20 year olds in like size zeros, so you need to bring out the big guns.
Julia: Um...Zoe. Would you ever consider letting me adopt your baby?
Zoe: No.
We haven't had a single interview in six months. We need Gaga.
Max has definitely benefited from the program we have at Footpath socially, and the last thing we would want to do is talk ourselves out of having a fine family such as yours at our community. However, you need to decide if max would be better off at a school where he would meet his full potential socially and academically.
Max's Teacher
Joel: I can't do this, honey.
Julia: Why not?
Joel: I don't even know where to start. Ths room is freezing, I'm sitting here, they're playing muzak, there are people walking by and they gave me a stack of Playboys from the 1980s and told me to give 'em a call when I'm done. It's so weird, honey.
Julia: Well, what do you want me to do? Do you, um, do you want me to help?
Joel: Whaddya mean?
Julia: I mean, like, phone sex.
Joel: You know how to do that?
Julia: I can't believe I'm letting her play a sex symbol.
Sarah: Dude, don't you ever relax?
Julia: No, dude
I'm going to go home so my husband can make fun of me.
Julia: When did it become so hard to get pregnant?
Sarah: I really wasn't intending it either time, so...
Julia: I would say change your hat. Just sayin'.
Crosby: Oh my goodness. You don't like my duck hunting look!
