Kitty Walker Quotes
Robert: Oh, look at him. I'd forgotten how little newborns are.
Kitty: I know.
Robert: He needs a name.
Kitty: He does.
Robert: What's it going to be? Connor or Ben?
Kitty: I had an idea. Trish gave us this gift and I thought maybe it would be nice if we honored her.
Robert: I think naming him Trish would be child abuse.
Kitty: Trish Evans.
Robert: Evan.
Kitty: It means peaceful warrior.
Nora: Alright. You want Robert to miss it?
Kitty: He's not going to miss it, okay? There's going to be so many diapers to change. He's going to be changing diapers over and over and over again.
Nora: Be careful of that little penis. It's a sprinkler system.
Kitty: Don't worry because I have this ...
Nora: What the hell is that?
Kitty: A pee pee teeepee.
Nora: (reading from a book on baby names) Rutherford. Ryan. Oh, sorry.
Kitty: No, actually that's ... Ryan, why not? That'll give you two of them to coddle.
Kitty: Every thanksgiving, when mom asks Kevin if he would like a piece of pie, Kevin always says the same thing and then he proceeds to eat half of the pie all by himself. So here's to Kevin, who this year, gave new meaning to the phrase, "Oh, just a sliver."
Kevin: That is the worst, most tasteless toast I have ever heard.
Sorry, sorry I'm late but here is the lime jello with walnuts and bananas and I have no idea what that has to do with Thanksgiving but I'm not going to eat it.
Kitty: We're not nay-saying the house, mother.
Robert: (looking around) Oh, although we're not not nay-saying it either.
Nora: We're here to fix up this house, not to dismember your significant other.
Kitty: Yeah, well I can multitask.
No, no. No 'Buts'. You're not allowed to give up. You're not allowed to give up because you believe in your gut that this is right. And besides, we've all inherited this absurd drive to make things that, that yes, they seem complicated and they're messy, but we can turn them into something great.
