You gotta eat yah grease to beat the booze.

Sookie: You ready for this?
Lafayette: Bout as ready as Big Pharma can make a man.

Well hey there sugar boo boo. Now what is you doing here at yo place of work? Cause I know it ain't work.

That's the sickest thing I've seen in TV. And I watch Dance Moms.

I'm a bitch not a snitch, love it.

Save room for dessert. I ain't gonna tell ya'll what it is, but best believe it's gonna be flamin.

I ain't Gmail for dead bitches. Send your own goddamned messages!

Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?

Hookah I ain't in the helpin' business no more. I'm in the fu-k off while I smoke a blunt business and business is about to pick way the fu-k up.

Lafayette: Well is you ok?
Ruby Jean: I'll tell you who not ok, Jesus.
Lafayette: I know, he dead.
Ruby Jean: Well that explains why he not working around here no more.

You is the angel of death.

Arlene, these beans is colder than titties in a brass bra.

True Blood Quotes

Grandma [about people charging vampires for sex]: Wonder how much one would charge for something like that?
Jason: A thousand bucks.
Sookie: See, now that just makes me sick.
Grandma: I know. What kind of cheap woman could ever do something like that?
Sookie: No it makes me sick that they're getting a thousand bucks to lay there and do nothing while I bust my ass for ten bucks an hour plus tips

Tara [tending bar]: Uh-oh do... do not snap at me. I have a name. And that name is Tara. Isn't that funny a black girl being named after a plantation. No I don't think it's funny at all. In fact it really pisses me off that my momma was either stupid or just plain mean. Which is why you better be nice if you plan on getting a drink tonight.
Customer: Sorry

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes