You gotta eat yah grease to beat the booze.

Sookie: You ready for this?
Lafayette: Bout as ready as Big Pharma can make a man.

Well hey there sugar boo boo. Now what is you doing here at yo place of work? Cause I know it ain't work.

That's the sickest thing I've seen in TV. And I watch Dance Moms.

I'm a bitch not a snitch, love it.

Save room for dessert. I ain't gonna tell ya'll what it is, but best believe it's gonna be flamin.

I ain't Gmail for dead bitches. Send your own goddamned messages!

Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?

Hookah I ain't in the helpin' business no more. I'm in the fu-k off while I smoke a blunt business and business is about to pick way the fu-k up.

Lafayette: Well is you ok?
Ruby Jean: I'll tell you who not ok, Jesus.
Lafayette: I know, he dead.
Ruby Jean: Well that explains why he not working around here no more.

You is the angel of death.

Arlene, these beans is colder than titties in a brass bra.

True Blood Quotes

Bill: Sookie... I cannot...and I will not lose you. For all the ways I have...dismayed, agrieved, or failed you, I swear I will atone. But I am not sorry. I refuse to apologize for what you have awakened...in me. You...you are my miracle, Sookie. For the first time in 140 years, I felt something I thought had been lost in me forever... I love you. And for that, I shall never feel sorry!
Sookie: God damn you, Bill Compton... I love you!

J.D.: You're way too pretty to not be stupid.
Rikki: Yeah? What's your excuse?

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes