Popular Landry Clarke Quotes
I'm thinking about starting a Christian speed metal band. Are you in?
[to Tim] "My God, you really are ridiculous. Do you just have the rally girls do everything for you? Do they chew your food and wipe your butt for you? How does it work? I just sat hear and read the entire book to you. And you have nothing to say."
"Here's to Tyra. I'm in your house... with strippers... and God bless all who enter here."
Tyra Collette: Just wish I could build a time machine and go back and shoot who ever it is that invented Algebra, that’s for sure.
Landry Clarke: Well, see, that’s kind of a Catch-22, though, because in order to invent that time machine you may need to use Algebra.
Landry Clarke: [sees Lyla stranded] "I'm pullin' over."
Tyra Collette: "Why?"
Landry Clarke: "Because it's the Christian thing to do."
Tyra Collette: [rolls down window] "Oh, hey, cheating cheerleader bitch. Wanna ride?
Maybe the whole is greater than the sum of its parts.
I know I'm far from the most talented player on this team, but it seems to me that we can either win together, or we can lose alone. And I just want to say it's an honor and a privilege to be here with y'all.
You stay golden Julie Taylor.
Landry: I'm actually gonna miss this place.
Julie: Miss Dillon?
Landry: No, I'm gonna miss the Alamo Freeze and all their cool treats and hot eats.
I would not talk about your job at the art gallery, that's not reassuring for a football coach.