Marco Quotes
Megan: This is not how I wanted to look when I see the guy that I'm trying to be casual about casually dating
Marco: But mentioning your pickle breath is a rock solid turn on
Well, well, well. Someone fell out of bed and into a makeover. what's going on, red?
Okay if I knew you were throwing a pity party I would have whipped up some hors d'oeuvres
Marco: What's with the furrowed brow? Someone suck the cream out of your eclair?
Megan: Eww
Megan: My best friend from Yale is flying in from New York today, her name is Karen and you're going to love her
Marco: Well I'm only starting to love you, let's not muddy the waters
Marco: Rose wanted me to tell you she's done with her reading and she's ready for your study session
Megan: Great, is sage there too?
Marco: Last I heard there were no reports of pigs flying or hell freezing over
Megan: Hmm.. think there's any chance of Laurel paying off half of my student loans if I only get Rose in Duke? ... Right, no flying pigs, hell still burning
Marco: You in here my little sunny side up?
Megan: Hey Marco
Marco: You ever gonna tell me what the clickidy clack is all about or am I going to have to wait in line on Barnes & Noble with the rest of the riff raff?
Arthur: You really need to go through all that work for a dessert?
Marco: That's the secret to a creme brulee. Plus using a torch makes me feel butch
Megan: It's like a perfect storm of everyone who gives me anxiety in my life. All that's missing is Kurt Fulman
Marco: Old boyfriend?
Megan: No, tenth grade lab partner, had a lazy eye, freaked me out
Megan: You look pretty dapper yourself
Marco: I was gonna go all out with the musk, but then I remembered it's a straight crowd
Megan: He's a completely different person. He's sober, employed
Marco: I do love a girl with low standards
Megan: But if he has changed, he should be the one to call, he's the grown up here
Marco: Honey, we're all grown ups now
Megan [to her stuffed animal]: Don't listen to him Mr. Cow
