Marshall Eriksen Quotes
Barney: I've got five tickets to Robots vs. Wrestlers!
Ted: That is awesome!
Barney: You've heard of Robots vs. Wrestlers?
Marshall: Not at all!
Ted: But we're assuming it's some sort of sporting event putting robots ... against wrestlers!
Barney: That's exactly what it is!
Our new sleeping arrangement will only bring us closer together. Now get out of my bed.
Lily: I think we should get separate beds.
Marshall: YES! A mini-fridge! And separate beds.
Marshall: We slept for 18 hours.
Lily: We lost four pre-paid meals.
Marshall: I lost 11 pounds.
[repeated line] The only question ... was I drunk, or a kid?
Marshall: It was completely terrifying.
Barney: It was completely terrifying.
Marshall: What are you doing?
Barney: Rehearsing. I'm totally going to pretend it happened to me later.
Marshall: This is not that uncommon! You know, in Thailand, in China, in Costa Rica, and in many other places where monkey crime is an extremely common occurrence, their social dynamics are predicated upon stealing!
Lily: You got mugged by a monkey!
Barney: Did the robber have five o'clock shadow and a ski cap?
Marshall: Yes, because I was robbed in 1947 at the corner of Abbott and Costello.
Who wants a party hat? Look I'm a bird! Let's all be birds!
Two months - my balls were blu - blu!
Ted, you were supposed to bring a cheesecake, but instead you bring two grocery bags and a woman we've never scene before.
Marshall: How could you let me do that - you're my wife.
Lily: I know but that song is kind of catchy.
