Popular Michael Westen Quotes
Sam: No bullets?
Josh: I was just trying to scare him.
Michael: I would say you pulled that off.
Nick: I don't care if you burn me or electrocute me, or whatever it is your thinking!
Sam: Relax Nick, I just want to borrow your toaster.
Fiona: Someone is getting a little flirty for his own good.
Michael: Fi, I am trying to snatch Kendra off the street and tie her to a chair.
Fiona: You're not helping your cause.
Michael: This is just a harmless case of cat and mouse between me and a professional killer.
Fiona: I wish our phone conversations were as flirty.
Michael: She threatened to kill me.
Fiona: I can do that.
Michael: (Dodging a knife stab) Why does it feel like we are breaking up?
Kendra: (stabbing at him again) What can I say, I am a heartbreaker.
Jesse: It's going to be weird not hanging out with her anymore.
Michael: You could really use some more friends. I'd work on that.
Paul: You gotta admit it's kind of funny.
Michael: No, no, I don't have to.
You can beat yourself up about it later, I will help.
Mike
Do you think I have supernatural power of truckers? That I can summon them to my aid when I am in danger?
Michael: My very own guys in black suits. Pretty scary huh?
Vaughn: I could have them killed, you too.
Michael: You pay Fiona another visit you'll need, too.
Michael: I found your bible.
Simon: I hope you found comfort in the Lord.
Sam: You got the pickup-location, Mikey?
Michael: Train tracks on 10th Street. Looks like the meeting is gonna be on the move so no one can hit it.
Sam: Have to hit it on the move then.
