Favorite Morgan Grimes Quotes
Barry Greenfield: Where am I? Is this a bathroom?
Morgan: No! This is hell!
Colonel Casey, you always walk around angry. I should have known you had a secret.
Morgan: Today is the day John Casey.
Casey: What? You move out?
Morgan: No, who's gonna do your laundry?
Morgan: Carina is not just some girl. She's basically a Swedish supermodel. The country's greatest export since Björn Borg.
Jeff: People mistake him for me all the time.
Chuck: I need your help on a super, top secret mission.
Morgan: Do I get to parachute out of a plane on a wild horse?
Chuck: No you do not, because nobody ever does, but you do get to wear and ear piece.
Morgan: Sold!
I can't believe this was under your house. This is nuts. A secret spy base and it's got lasers and gadgets...and neatly organized files.
Captain Awesome: Now's where we go around and say what we're thankful for. I'm thankful for the most beautiful woman in the world, Ellie Bartowski. Love ya. [to Casey]: Your turn.
Casey: I'll pass.
Chuck: I'm thankful Bryce Larkin is dead, and not in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend!
Morgan: Chuck, that's pretty... dark.
Captain Awesome: And specific!
You're not rusty at all Chuck. You are limber!
Beckman: The Belgian is in custody and America's secrets are safe once more.
Morgan: Oh yeah. That's what I did today.
Spy high five.
(to Chuck) Of course I can cover for you, man, because we're best friends, and that's what best friends do. They lie for each other, but they don't lie to each other.
Did you just flash during Duck Hunt?"