Morgan Grimes Quotes
Morgan: Can you just get Casey back to my apartment in Echo Park? There's a key under the mat.
Lester: No, no, we got keys.
His neck was very, very thick. I was always very jealous of it 'cause I think in Roman times it was a sign of a great warrior to have a neck like that. Don't quote me on that. That's Wikipedia, so it's probably at best, spotty.
Once I actually saw him palm an entire watermelon.
I wanted to tell him how handsome he was! And I never got a chance darn it. That man could fill out a uniform. That's not a physique of a middle-aged man. Am I right?
Ya know if there was one word I'd use to describe John Casey, that word would be forgiveness. Big, gun-loving, Commie-hating, forgiveness.
Don't you worry about a thing. I am gonna eulogize the hell out of you buddy.
I'm getting a little nervous actually. I think I'm starting to sweat. Is that normal before a mish? Can I do that? Can I call it a mish?
Alex: Guess who?
Morgan: Ok, soft perfume hands. Sweet, sweet feminine voice. Ehh, Chuck. That's easy.
Morgan: In a world filled with awkward Chuck and Sarah moments, there was a moment so awkward...
Chuck: Morgan! Please don't torture me.
Now if customers don't have hazard spills, mislabeled products, surly employees to distract, they may start to enjoy their time here.
You're not rusty at all Chuck. You are limber!
Greta: Do you want me to show you around the store?
Morgan: Yes, please. That would be delightful. Should I hold your hand?
Greta: No you should not.
