Nick: Check to see if there are any reports of a naked man in the park sometime last night.
Wu: Uh… this is Portland. I might have to narrow that down.

Nick: It might just have been a sadistic sexual encounter gone bad.
Hank [flatly]: Really?
Nick: No. It’s Wesen.

Renard: Let’s get one thing straight here -- I’m in charge of this precinct. *Any* of you get out of line again, you *will* be outta here!
Nick: Soooo… no medals, then?

If I shoot you, is that considered suicide?

Wu: Ummm… that looks like you were shot.
Monroe: More than once!
Wu: ...You’re not a ghost, are you?
Nick [hesitates]: I don't think so...

I hope you didn't bring me here to complain about how unfair life is.

Nick: Meisner's dead.
Renard [nonchalant]: Really? How'd that happen?
Nick: A *coward* shot him.

Nick [about the Magic Stick]: So, does it prove God exists?
Trubel [alarmed]: Damn, that's kinda big!

Renard: Nick, sometimes the only way to protect the ones you love is to let them go.
Nick: And sometimes the only way to protect the ones you love is to kill the people who threaten them!

Nick: Where's my son?!
Renard: He's safe.
Nick: You're not.
Renard: Neither are you. But we still need to talk.

Nick: Portland can survive one day without you!
Wu: What if it doesn't?
Hank: Then we'll know who to blame!

Wu: Thanks for coming.
Nick: We couldn't think of a way to get out of it.
Hank: That's why we brought chocolate and flowers.
Wu: Well, where are they?
Nick: Oh, we didn't bring them for *you*.
Hank: It's *our* reward for coming here!

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank