Do not do anything revengy until I get there. Got it?"

You know I haven't been this disappointed since Phantom Menace.

Fire and Ice. Subtle. Was fire and brimstone not available?

Victoria Grayson at The Stowaway. What did you put in my drink?

Blackmail. It isn't just for breakfast anymore.

How did you get over to Lydia's house, Shamu?

Nolan: You scare me.
Emily: Good.

If you came here to rescue me you might want a do over.

She's just delivering her dose of daily hell a little earlier than usual.

You ever notice how whenever you want girlfriend to leave she keeps popping up like the homicidal stripper version of whack-a-mole but whenever you need to find her she vanishes?

Sorry to interrupt your regularly scheduled plotting.

Come on down. Testosterone's on the house.

Revenge Quotes

Only luddites use snail mail.


Emily: I'm not leaving you alone, Nolan.
Nolan: I love you, too.