Save it. I've already got four episodes of "Patrick Says I'm Sorry" saved on my DVR.

You decided to check back into the Bates Motel, and frankly, Patrick, I'm not into Mama's boys.

You give me enough time and I will make the toilets flush in Morse code.

Victoria: Do you get off causing innocent people pain?
Nolan: I will let you know if I meet anyone innocent.

[to Patrick] I fight for the people that I love, too. That's why you're here right now. I can't just let that go.

So, I guess this is it. Long live David Clarke.

Aiden: What do you think she wants this time?
Nolan: What every pretty blonde who comes to the Hamptons wants--Revenge.

Rohan: We're taught after our mission is complete, never to mention it again.
Nolan: Don't brag after a shag. Got it.

[to Aiden] Rule number 17, no fish for breakfast. Rule number 18, no killing on the premises. Rule to be disregarded if my life is in danger. Ah, most importantly, 19. Always give a heads up call before coming home. I am on the rebound, so, bitch, don't kill my vibe.

Did she happen to see that I made People's Sexiest Man Alive list, right behind Joel McHale?

Emily: It was kind of fun being your wingman.
Nolan: I taught you well, grasshopper.

[to Emily] Guess my takedowns have a silver lining, huh?

Revenge Quotes

Margaux: You're just like your father and mine. You do what you please and ask for forgiveness later. I need a man who doesn't make rash decisions.
Daniel: Really? Because you had that with Jack Porter and you needed more.

[to Aiden] Well, since you won't return my phone calls, I figured I'd use my Find a Former Friend app.

Nolan