You'd have an imaginary friend too if you'd been stuck in here that long.

She looked so sad. I knew the prison outbreak would cheer her up.

Charlie: How much do you make being a doctor?
Otis: A lot less than you make being a bookie, I'll tell you that much.

I've been to the moon plenty. I don't ever want to go back.

Keaton's gone for half an hour and the last Nazi in South America shows up.

Instead of wondering why it didn't kill him, let's make sure it doesn't.

Off the Map Quotes

Practicing tropical medicine in a third-world country is a different game... You don't have high tech, you don't have big pharma - you have your brain, you have your instincts.


They don't give a crap about the work. They're just padding their resumes with a little third world do gooding.