The Morning Show
Wednesdays on Apple TV+Paul Marks Quotes
I have options. UBA? No longer one of ‘em.
Why the fuck did we agree to this? The last thing I need right now is TV crew up my ass.
Alex: So, you read my book.
Paul: Well, my assistant did.
Alex: Oh, OK.
Paul: Of course, I read your book. Maybe someday, you’ll tell me what isn’t in it.
Paul: What, what is this Alex Levy magic? Can you explain this to me?
Cory: She’s a survivor. That’s it. That’s what people want to see right now. I mean, she got the broken marriage, she got the predation of the creepy co-anchor, and then she suffers through a biblical plague on live TV to become the one human that people can actually relate to in this shit show of a so-called democracy. I did not discover Alex, but I did bring her back from the dead. So, to your question, Alex Levy is Lazarus, and that makes me Jesus, except I’m in more houses seven days a week.
Paul: Well, I hate to break it to ya, Jesus, but here’s your problem. You’re over-leveraged—no more loaves and fishes for you. You need a miracle, and buddy, I’m it.
Cory Ellison, boy wonder. Looks like you can’t deliver after all.
Paul: Alright. The, uh, Gs can be a little intense, but it’s only for the first couple of minutes.
Cory: Ah, this is nothin’. I used to fly Spirit Airlines.
Alex: I have to ask you. What is going on here?
Paul: Aren’t we just talking?
Alex: No, I don’t; I mean all of this. What are you getting out of the 13-minute joy ride on the morning show?
Paul: I don’t; well, I thought maybe we should get to know each other a little bit before this deal goes through.
Alex: What deal?
