Popular Sarah Braverman Quotes
You're gong to prom on a blind date! It's like 1954!
Sarah: So, what are you gonna do, cut one of these up, really give it the Pretty In Pink treatment?
Amber: Don't pretend like you haven't seen it.
I'm just wondering who you want to be. Do you want to be the person who gets high and yells at her aunt?
Max: Aunt Sarah! I'm really sorry for what I said at the hospital. I have Asperger's.
Sarah: That's ok, Max. Thanks.
Max: I'm also really glad that Amber didn't die. And if she did, you would probably have had to go to a funeral and you would have been too sad to come here today and we wouldn't be here.
He was two years old when The Breakfast Club came out.
Wait, mom, I can't go to the store without finding out why you're speaking Chinese.
Who gets in a dumb bar fight anymore? You're not 18.
She had that bizarre fear of the tooth fairy. She said, 'Don't let that crazy fairy steal my teeth!'
Sarah: Now I know what to get your for housewarming.
Seth: What?
Sarah: Anything.
It's just to see Seth become the man I always thought he could be all those years; is kind of moving. And, I do picture it.
No phone. No Internet. No Amy.
Sarah: She's still on...
Kristina: Breast milk, yeah.
Sarah: Well, I can't provide that.
