True Blood
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Sookie: I didn't say yes.
Jessica: You rejected him?
I'm in no mood for lesbian weirdness tonight Pam.
Sookie: Doing this? For the last six hours?!
Eric: You seemed surprised. Is Bill's stamina not enough?
Sookie: You think I'm that stupid.
Eric: I think you're that human.
Eric: Bill Compton is no Godric.
Sookie: But he's everything to me.
It's 5 a.m. What are you doing eating my chicken in the dark?
You wait to tell people how you feel about them, you never know what will happen.
Mister Northman, would you please come in?
Terry: You know how to use one of these?
Sookie: I ain't that blonde.
They took someone I love from me. I don't know about you, but I was raised to fight back.
Bill: I have left my life in Bon Temps. And I'm leaving you.
Sookie: Shut the fuck up.
Grandma [about people charging vampires for sex]: Wonder how much one would charge for something like that?
Jason: A thousand bucks.
Sookie: See, now that just makes me sick.
Grandma: I know. What kind of cheap woman could ever do something like that?
Sookie: No it makes me sick that they're getting a thousand bucks to lay there and do nothing while I bust my ass for ten bucks an hour plus tips