I'm saying that given the choice between standing up to a 2000 pound bull and standing up to his mother, he chose the bull.

You do not want to go to prom with a prosthetic. If one's just a little bit shorter than the other you'll be dancing in circles all night.

Wow. Look at you. The poultry whisperer.

This is officially the festival of Ryan's giant balls.

Off the Map Quotes

Practicing tropical medicine in a third-world country is a different game... You don't have high tech, you don't have big pharma - you have your brain, you have your instincts.


They don't give a crap about the work. They're just padding their resumes with a little third world do gooding.