The only thing we know for sure is that you're a bad judge of women.

Sometimes I wonder if having a second child was a mistake.

You staggered home like a drunken sailor.

I had my hands full. Perhaps you can tell me where your hands have been?

Lydia: I came to apologize.
Victoria: For sleeping with my husband or for blackmailing us. I'm just not quite sure which apology I should be aiming my forgiveness at.

Conrad: I thought you didn't believe in luck.
Victoria: I don't believe in good luck.

Conrad: I really never have loved any woman the way I've loved you.
Victoria: Just my luck.

Conrad: Good thing I was here when she woke up.
Victoria: Oh, it's a miracle.

Looks like your not the only one flaunting last night's dress.

What part of get out are you having trouble with?

Please call Emily and see if you can lend her your severely overqualified hand.

Trust is the one thing I can not afford.

Revenge Quotes

Only luddites use snail mail.


Emily: I'm not leaving you alone, Nolan.
Nolan: I love you, too.