Marti: It's just dinner.
Wanda: It's never just dinner.

• Permalink: It's just dinner. It's never just dinner.
• Added: May 10, 2011

There are some things you can't let go of when it comes to the people you've loved.

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• Added: April 16, 2011

Babies are a joy, and a nightmare

• Permalink: Babies are a joy, and a nightmare
• Added: February 02, 2011

Who is the baby daddy? Is it Lewis? Dan? Morgan?

• Permalink: Who is the baby daddy? Is it Lewis? Dan? Morgan?
• Added: February 02, 2011

Good for him. He's been your boyfriend without benefits for way too long.

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• Added: December 02, 2010

When you're 21, you're dumb as dirt.

• Permalink: When you're 21, you're dumb as dirt.
• Added: November 04, 2010

Don't forget you have that cute little thong that I brought you back from Mexico.

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• Added: October 14, 2010

Sarcasm gives you crow feet.

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• Added: September 30, 2010

I am Facebook friends with half your squad!

• Permalink: I am Facebook friends with half your squad!
• Added: September 16, 2010

I would rock that body.

• Permalink: I would rock that body.
• Added: September 16, 2010