Drugs are bad. They make my tongue feel like cheese.


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Cooper Freedman
Private Practice Season 6 Episode 2: "Mourning Sickness"
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It's not fun, it's disgusting. I'm having a litter like some kind of animal. These bloodsucking ticks growing inside of me are taking over my body so I'm just a host now. That's only the beginning. These are the salad days until I start waddling around with a veritable wide-load sign across my gut which by the way is going to be crisscrossed with so many stretch marks that look like the top of the map of Yellowstone. Miracle pregnancy, my ass... my big fat ever-expanding ass.


If you want to keep those hands, keep them off my uterus.