Jake: Hey, Berta, wanna hear something cool? The ancient Romans had a place called a vomitorium where people could eat as much as they wanted, puke, and then eat some more.
Berta: Well, just like the Sizzler


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Characters:
Jake Harper, Berta
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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 15: "My Damn Stalker"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 15 Quotes

I'm not gay. I'm literate and urbane, and that confuses people

Alan

Oh, I almost forgot. I thought you should have this. It's our first restraining order. Look how shaky your signature was. You were so spooked

Rose