I can't believe I'm taking sexual advice from Ted Mosby, that's ...

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Barney

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Character:
Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 3: "Robin 101"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes

Don't cry in front of her, and whatever you do, don't cry in front of her four times

Ted [about Robin]

Funny thing, and this is just me, I like my balls attached to my body instead of rolling around next to some eyeliner in Robin's purse. Stinson out.

Barney

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