Carrie: I farted.
Samantha: Then move your mat away.
Carrie: Not, now, I did it in front of Big.
Samantha: Big mistake.
Carrie: You think? It wasn't a choice. I'm human. It happened.
Samantha: No, honey, you're a woman, and men don't like women to be human. We aren't supposed to fart, douche, use tampons or have hair in places we shouldn't .


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Characters:
Carrie Bradshaw, Samantha Jones
Episode:
Sex and the City Season 1 Episode 11: "The Drought"
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Sex and the City
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Sex and the City Season 1 Episode 11 Quotes

I'm warning you ladies, if I make it to four months, I'm humping one of you.

Miranda

New York City is all about sex. People getting it, people trying to get it, people who can't get it. No wonder the city never sleeps. It's too busy trying to get laid.

Carrie