Berta [on Charlie]: I wish you could have seen him in his prime. He was like Babe Ruth.
Jake: He played baseball?
Berta: No, he was a drunken whore-monger


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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 16: "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 16 Quotes

Alan: Let's face it, we're both too old for the MTV-lifestyle.
Charlie: MTV? Did they just defrost you?!

Let me tell you something, Alan, you're only as young as the women you feel... and lately, I've been feeling about 24.

Charlie