If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after 20 year old boys or... I'll end up like my mom.


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Chandler Bing
Friends Season 1 Episode 13: "The One with the Boobies"
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Come on, I'll show you to my room... That sounds so weird when it's not followed by "No thanks, it's late."


Phoebe: Oh oh! Roger's having a dinner thing and he wanted me to invite you guys. (Chandler laughs) So what's going on?
Monica: Nothing, um, it's just, um... It's Roger.
Ross: I dunno, there's just something about...
Chandler: Basically we just feel that he's...
Rachel: We hate that guy.
All: Yeah. Hate him.
Ross: We're sorry, Pheebs, we're sorry.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Okay. Okay, don't you think, maybe, though, it's just that he's so perceptive that it freaks you out?
All: ...No, we hate him.