If Lily died, I could ride the tricycle. If I died, I'd just c...

Marshall: If Lily died, I could ride the tricycle.
Lily: If I died, I'd just come back and haunt your penis.


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Characters:
Marshall Eriksen, Lily Aldrin
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3: "Third Wheel"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

Barney: Stinson.
Ted: Okay, the beers are here.
Barney: Yeah, we're not gonna make it.
Ted: Oh, come on! We agreed!... Did Marshall take his pants off?
Barney: Yep, pants are off.
Marshall: This is Wimbledon, Ted! I need the freedom and mobility that only underwear can provide! Cheerio!

Ted: What? We agreed! I suited up!
Barney: You take too long to get ready.
Ted: What are you talking about? I got the low-maintenance, just-rolled-out-of-bed look.
Marshall: Which takes about an hour and a half of waxing, tugging and teasing to acheive.
Barney: And then he starts on his hair. Ace!

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