Alan: If you want dessert, have an apple.
Jake: Not funny, Dad.


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (1 Vote)
Characters:
Alan Harper, Jake Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 15: "I'd Like to Start with the Cat"
Show:
Two and a Half Men
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