I'm pregnant, you blind moron. Youâ€™re what? My heart rate...
MIRANDA: "I'm pregnant, you blind moron."
RICHARD: "Youâ€™re what?"
MIRANDA: My heart rate is 110, Iâ€™m burning 3,000 calories a day, my legs are swollen, I've got indigestion and gas. Did you know carrying a boy in your uterus means you burn 10 percent more calories than if you had a girl? Guess what Iâ€™m carrying. I tried for seven damn years and a month before my fellowship notifications the stick turns blue. Men. From the very beginning they just suck the life right out of you. Iâ€™m not leaving. Iâ€™m pregnant."