My friend does this thing where he goes to the airport and leave...

Ted: My friend does this thing where he goes to the airport and leaves fake luggage in order to meet women.
Airport Security Guard: No one is that lame.
Ted: He is. He is that lame. Barney, tell them you're that lame.
Barney: We are international businessmen


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Characters:
Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 3: "Sweet Taste of Liberty"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Carl: Compliments of that guy. [lifts drink towards Robin and Lily]
Lily: Really? Sweet.
Carl: Oh, for you, it's $6

It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!

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