Brockmire
Wednesdays 10:00 PMNow, please, Assy Joe.
Jim: OK. You're a blackhearted piece of shit who has done more coke that Stevie Nicks and David Crosby combined.
Matt the Bat: All true. Continue. [vomits profusely]
Jim: Oh God. The four luck... the four luckiest women in the world are the ones who managed to heave your aggressively sinewy body off of them long enough to divorce you taking with them the only part of you they actually loved, which was your money. Alright? But that's blood. We gotta get you to the hospital. As soon as we get you better, I'll tell you all about the time I fucked your sister.
Matt the Bat: Which one?
Jim: I gotta give you some reason to get better, now, don't I? Now, come on. Gus? I need you to call an ambulance.
Gus: [from a neighboring urinal] Okay.
Jim: Now, please, Assy Joe.
- Episode:
- Brockmire Season 3 Episode 3: "The Yips"
- Show:
- Brockmire
- Related Quotes:
- Brockmire Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes, Brockmire Quotes
- Added by:
- Carissa Pavlica
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