Our trains are on the same track, okay? Yeah, sure, I'm coming up 30 years behind him, but the stops are all the same! Bitter Town! Aloneville! Hermit Junction!

Chandler

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Character:
Chandler Bing
Episode:
Friends Season 2 Episode 3: "The One Where Heckles Dies"
Show:
Friends
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Friends Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone!

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Alison: Oh, my major was totally useless. I mean, how often do you look in the classifieds and see "Philosopher wanted?"
Chandler: Sure. (Thinking) My God, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it. Quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser... big head, big head, big head!