Quotes
Alex: It's junior year, I have to get good grades. Don't you know how competitive it is out there? Stop pressuring me!
Haley: You know, this is what happens to kids when they're not sexually active.
Prepare to feel like an old denim fest because I'm about to be-dazzling you.
Cam
He was up at 5 in the morning ironing, but he also does that when he's depressed so I don't know.
Gloria
JJ: We were this close to going to Ocean City, then I get the text.
Reid: I was in the middle of calculating force times distance times the coefficient of friction to determine how fast I can make a hairpin turn in a Prius.
JJ: You don't have a hybrid, Spence.
Reid: I know but if I did I'd want to know.
Garcia: I say we all demand a vacation.
Reid: From who - the guy that works three jobs? God luck with that.
Who knows were inspiration comes from? Perhaps it arises from desperation. Perhaps it comes from the flukes of the universe, the kindness of the Muses - Amy Tan.
Rossi
Josh Billings once wrote "There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared. Twins."
Hotch
Wallace Hines: What time do you get off?
Anna: Why? You got something planned?
Morgan: You know what they say about desk jobs.
Rossi: Thats how you get the ladies?
Morgan: No. Sitting is the new smoking.
JJ: Hey Garcia.
Garcia: I was starting to feel like the hottest people I know had left me at the altar, but now you're here to kiss me with crime. What's up?
Phil: Little heads up, there's no way I'm not crying at this wedding.
Claire: Phil you cried on the way here.
Hotch: Yes, they did talk to me about the Section Chief job.
Reid: Do you want it?
Hotch: I know what I don't want is an outsider coming in and questioning every move that this team makes. I told them that I'd think about it.