Quotes
There's nothing about the Wash. U. waitlist....on the upside, Toby doesn't have Chlamydia.
Kathryn
You have done enough. I'm taking over from here. I never saw this coming. Not from you.
John
Mac: I don't believe it either and I also don't believe in Santa Claus but if I saw eight reindeer take flight...
Jim: But you haven't seen eight reindeer. You've talked to someone who's said he's seen eight reindeer.
Sloan: It couldn't matter less but Santa has nine reindeer.
Don: Rudolph.
I think it happened and I think we're two inches away from proving it.
Charlie
Will: Why does a politician take polls?
Sloan: To find out what people want him to say the next day.
Gen. Stomtonovich: Were you texting?
Mac: No sir, it was general negligence.
It doesn't make much difference to the collateral damage whether it's damaged by gas or a hell fire missile.
Gen. Stomtonovich
I don't know how many years I have left after this thing goes to air.
Gen. Stomtonovich
Mac: Why don't you just ask her out?
Don: After she's gone out with a professional athlete who's ten years younger than I am with 3% body fat and ripped muscles that have been conditioned over you know a life time of two a day sweating in the hot sun.
I think the way you know you've broken one of God's rules is when you can't put it back together again.
Mac
If we broke one of God's rules it might be best just to shut up about it.
Don