Glad to be on a team guys, by the way do you know if our captain had a reason to commit murder?

Danny

Wow, soccer makes you cocky.

Jo [to Danny]

As long as Danny Depsycho goes here, we're tension central.

Archie

All night being in a close space with Phoebe, that makes me wanna take a nap just thinking about it.

Archie

If I dressed like that when I was in high school, my dad would've had a stroke.

Lt. Tanner

You're used to dealing with Rosewood's finest; they can't find their own nightsticks with both hands.

Caleb

Spencer: Senior year is supposed to be best year of life, did you know that it?
Emily: Yeah, if you survive it.

That guy has so many heads he'll never miss one.

Hanna(on Hector)

I'd kill for either of you but I will never plead guilty.

Paddy

Maura, I told you never to hunch. You're not made for hunching.

Jane

Korsak: He hogs the thing like he owns it.
Frost: Because one swipe from bear paws here will take out the whole system.

Jane: Where am I going?
Maura: To offer moral support in case Cailin wants another one of my organs.